Historical 777 Points Plunge!

Yes, this is the headline on almost every respectable news wire today and I have decided to use this headline today as well.

The Dow made a historical plunge today as floor traders across the US buried their faces in their hands in despair. There's going to be a lot of sleepless nights. Surprisingly, Mama has decided not to go to the beach afterall since Papa cannot convince mama why so much money is needed. The kids with their bags already packed and slung on their shoulders jumped out of the window in despair...

Let's observe a day of silence for those who perished today...